Sunday, October 13, 2019

Is Portland Still Keeping it Weird? An Interview with Melissa Guzman and Richard Reyes

Portland, Oregon is a place that has always intrigued me to visit. It is a place known for being eco-friendly and liberal. I am a big fan of the show, Portlandia, that exaggerates (I'm sure) its friendly and hippie nature. Thanks to that show, my curiosity grew. Although I have not made my way that far north of the United States, I am lucky enough to have two friends (a couple) that have made it there. These two are some of my dear friends and travel buddies. According to The Points Guy website, Portland has quite a bit of strip clubs (per capita) in comparison to the rest of the country. I wonder if my friends verified that fact? In this post I will be interviewing to get some insight on a place that hopefully will not linger on my bucket list.
*Many hours have passed and by this point I am a couple of beers in and relaxing at Melissa and Richard's (and Cody and Emma's) house.*


 Rx: First and foremost, give me some background of places you have traveled, experiences and places you want to visit in the future?
MG: I think the only thing we haven't done together was New York City. I went about three times (two with family and one as an adult). It was f*cking awesome without the "parentals." I also went to San Francisco, Berkeley, Providence (Rhode Island), Toronto (Canada), Niagara Falls, Washington D.C., Boston, Las Vegas, and Miami. As for the future, I would say Madrid and Ireland are on my bucket list. Also, I always kind of always wanted to see Texas, although not sure where in Texas. I almost forgot, I went to El Salvador as a kid. We used to do such cool things. The beaches are so beautiful... but the sand is HOT (???).
RR: I used to frequent Boston every summer. I have also taken road trips to New York City (separately), Niagra Falls, Washington D.C., and one time I went all the way to Miami and Orlando via road trip (Melissa intercepts to ask: "really?!"). I have also been to Orlando, San Diego, Salt Lake City, and Atlanta. I also went to Guadalajara, Mexico and Guatemala. I would say Japan is on my bucket list, as well as Ireland, South America. I mean I want to go everywhere. Those are just the big ones.

Rx: I wan't to know if Portland is really "keeping it weird" as the saying goes? Coming from Los Angeles would you say that statement rings true to the vibe, culture, and people there?
MG: Yeah its weird, but it's not a bad thing.
R.R: Not to us from L.A. because we have a weird vibe here too, like in Hollywood. Portland has a lot of names though, such as: Bridge City, The City of Roses, Stumptown, and Rip City.
[And let me say that them telling me that beard oil is sold at bars was enough to convince me of the weirdness of Portland.]


Rx: Why did you choose to travel to Portland? What is it about Portland that made you want to visit?
MG: Thats a good a f*cking question. I kinda wanna say the first reason that drew me was the weather, although first I thought of Seattle, W.A. Then, in the talks Portland came up. Portland has the breweries, I mean c'mon. That tipped the scales, and that's where I wanted to go f*ck sh*t up.
R.R: I would say the "hipseter culture," the scenery and definitely the beer.


Rx: What are some of the main sights or landmarks that you were able to visit on your trip?
MG: The Multnomah Falls, who were named after an Indian chief. We also went to the Portland Japanese Garden, Voodoo Donuts, and Deschutes Brewery Portland Brewhouse. The good thing is that within 30 minutes you can be in city life and outdoorsy nature life.
R.R: I recall the International Rose Test Garden, for all the pretty roses. It was a nice walk.

Rx: Would you say that Portland is expensive? Or is it a place that you could go on a budget?
M.G: I definitely think you could go on a budget. However, you need to do research. I mean, you could also spend a lot on restaurant and splurge. I think it's cheaper than Los Angeles. (e.g. craft beer).
R.R: I say you can go on a budget, if you are comparing it to Los Angeles. I mean you can also drive to Portland if you don't want to fly.

Rx: Is there anything you disliked about Portland?
M.G.: I disliked the public transportation. I mean it was not faster than Uber or walking. It didn't make a huge difference. Public transport took a while although they did have options. They had a tram.
RR: I didn't dislike anything. I mean, the situation is similar to Los Angeles in regards to the homelessness situation. There is definitely a community there.

Rx: Tell me a bit about the food? Are there any dishes that are particular to that area? Is there a favorite dish you tried or a favorite restaurant you could recommend?
M.G.: Well, lets just say I gained nine pounds and regret nothing. The restaurant Portland City Grill is nice! It's pretty high up there and has a nice view. The thing with Portland is, if you serve alcohol you have to have a certain amount of food dishes available. It's the law. There is food everywhere.
R.R.: I don't think they have a signature dish. I keep recalling that tasty and had a burger that I liked. It was from Tasty and Alder. There was also TILT restaurant that had a massive jalapeno burger. It just had different styles of burgers. One was short rib, they all had cool names.  Blue star donuts was cool (Melissa intercepts to say they had the best donuts like the infamous Raspberry Rosemary Buttermilk - WTF)


Rx: As the beer connoisseurs that you are, tell me about the beer. What is the beer culture like? I feel like when I think of Portland I think of beer.
MG: Oh I loved it. One of the beers that stands out is the Pumpkin Patch Ale at Rogue Ales.
RR: There are a lot of breweries. We tried all of the beer places. We tried not to repeat for that same reason. One place I would definitely go backto was the 10 Barrel Brewing Co. I really liked their cucumber sour beer. I also really liked the Cascade Brewing Barrel. That place was memorable. They had something called "barrel aged sour beer," and because it is so strong they serve you less. Each beer is about 10% alcohol content.


Rx: Did you take any side trips? Or did you dedicate anytime in the "off the beaten path?"
MG: Did we?
RR: We went to the Columbia River Gorge, which is about 40 minutes from Portland. We rented a car and just drove there. We wanted to travel out more but got distracted.


Rx: One thing people don't understand is that the United States is so big that every state and even city can be totally different. People can be so diverse in their thinking, culture, habits, foods, etc. What was most surprising thing about Portland, or the biggest culture-shock you had?
MG: People are courteous in comparison to L.A. It is definitely hipster central, but not like in a "douche-bag" way. It is eccentric.
RR: Stoic and eccentric (Richard laughs because this was my email in high school). Well, not too much because we have gone to other cities in U.S. But leaving in L.A, people are more courteous, give pedestrians right of way, and ride their bikes. It is a big city with a small town feel.

Rx: What travel advice would you give, or what advice in general would you give to someone who doesn't travel much?
MG: I would say set up an automatic savings account. For me, there is no way in hell I would consciously save money. I am very strict with not touching my savings. Every paycheck the money would just go out.
RR: As for travel tips I would say: pack light, prepare for weather, and take comfortable shoes. I think you can travel on a budget to most places if you plan with time and do your research. I also think you can still have a good time in a short amount of time (i.e. weekend trips).


Rx: Lastly, is it true that there are tons of strip clubs there?
MG: Richard will never know.
R.R: Well-- the Uber driver said yes.

I want to thank Melissa and Richard for their time sharing their experiences with me and at the same time feeding me German beer and food during my visit. I also want to mention that Melissa's brother Steve was hanging out with us, and travel-geeking out, talking about his upcoming trip to Thailand (can't wait to hear those stories ;).

Please comment below and let me know what you think about this post, this place, what kind of things you want to see in the future, etc. Also, don't forget to follow me on social media.Until the next wandering adventure!

[All photos courtesy of Richard Reyes and Melissa Guzman]

Friday, October 11, 2019

Montrose Oktoberfest: The Experience

Oktoberfest. The word alone carries its own weight as an adult. But before I became an adult, I didn't know anything about it. I remember passing by Alpine Village in Torrance, California and thinking it was a "cute little town." As an adult I realized differently and experienced the madness of Oktoberfest at Alpine Village: drunken thugs, nonsensical chatter, fighting, and beyond excessive drinking and murdering of the liver. However, many years later I went to Munich, Germany with my fiance and a couple of friends and discovered that the idea of Oktoberfest that I had was totally warped from the real thing. The real festival is a much more friendly, family-oriented, supplies a platform to make friends, and is a much more of a relaxing and enjoyable experience, where the goal is not simply to get drunk beyond belief.
Oktoberfest began in 1810 (yeah, its pretty old) as a celebration of the marriage between Prince Ludwig and Princess Therese of Saxony-Hildburghausen. I mean dang, what a wedding celebration (I hope mine is that big). This year held the 186th celebration in Munich. The citizens were invited to celebrate and hence Oktoberfest was born. Normally Oktoberfest is towards the end of September and the beginning of October finalizes its end. However, in California we always bend the rules. I doubt anyone will remember my marriage that far down the road, unless I live to be 221 years old.
This brings me to my search for a more realistic Oktoberfest in Southern California that is a real thing.s close to the real thing as possible. Oktoberfest in Alpine Village (although they have a band that is pretty similar to what you hear in the real thing and have a big ol' tent) is far from what my heart desired. I love traditions. I love all things old. I love beer. I happened to come across Montorse Oktoberfest (I cannot recall how). I have now attended twice since going to Munich. I went back because I felt that it did the real thing some justice. There was tradition, there was beer, there were families, there were nice people, there was simply a good time. I won't lie, as you get older you start to value a simple good time (accompanied by a couple of beers).
My fiance and I were planning to go for a super-quick visit to Montrose, so we put on our outfits (mine less authentic) and headed out. Despite being there a short time, we still had a blast! As soon as we arrived we walked up and down Honolulu Avenue.
It felt like you were in a swap meet or a farmers market. That is the relaxing feel you should have, going to Oktoberfest although the real thing is much more massive. Now, if you're thinking, "well that doesn't sound fun," just wait until you have tried the German beer selection. Obviously aside from food and drink they also have things for those who take their kids with them. And in addition, they have big stages with bands playing oldies and other popular music (if tradition isn't your thing).
After walking up and down the main avenue, it was time for beer (and boy did I have a couple of those). Now although I believe the beer was a bit pricey for a half pint ($10), the beer was good. 
They had Spaten Oktoberfest  (my fave) and Warsteiner Oktoberfest.
I really liked that Warsteiner had its own little tent for people to sit and enjoy their beer from the hot sun. This gave me total Oktoberfest in Munich-vibes.
At this "mini-tent" we met two very nice ladies (which is basically what the spirit of Oktoberfest is all about). One of the ladies (maybe in her late 60's or early 70's) was in town to visit her friend who had a shop down the street and decided to come have a beer and relax. Now that's what I'm talking about! The other woman was German with her mother and Cuban mother-in-law. She was so excited to tell us about her families home town (Hümmel)? Or Herford?) Anyway, she was helping us pronounce German beers like Pauliner (Pau-lee-ner) was so excited of our outfits and love for her country that she scoffed and rolled her eyes when her mother and mother-in-law got up and pressured her to go. Now THAT is the Oktoberfest vibe. Have a beer, have a chat, and just have a good time! 
Even Golden Road (not German) had a cute little "Los Angeles-styled" booth for beer. It was located at the end of the "adult" section and reeled you slowly back in to reality. 
If you love hearty food (and are not Vegan) you would love the meat-eating varieties available. They had the regular wurst - in a hot dog bun for a twist. However, the sauerkraut brings you back to Germany. I love sauerkraut. The thing that struck me was the massive turkey-legs smoking away. Passing by this section of the festival gave me total Bavarian-vibes. Alas, I didn't have space to fit a turkey leg. Blame the beer (please don't).
As we kept walking, we went to the Bavaria Stage (which is where I wanted to plant myself with a tall cup of seasonal German beer and stay all night). Although we didn't stay for long, we still got a chance to view the D'Oberlander Dancers. 

We saw a performance of two older women with cowbells, a dance of two men and a women fighting over her (and kicking each other in the rear), a row of guys dancing something similar to what marching bands dance now, and a very moving horn-blower performance with an Alphorn called "An Dorfren?" I could not find the translation online, sorry if I butchered it.
I was specifically moved by how the German-American families took their children and dressed them up, immersing them in their culture. Tell me this little boy isn't the cutest thing you have ever seen. I saw many children and babies dressed up in traditional Bavarian dress.

Shortly after, we left. I struggled very hard to go home and am pretty sure I will return next year. I hope you enjoyed this snippet of my visit to Montrose Oktoberfest. I can honestly say that every year it gets better. I cannot wait to see what happens next year!


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